sullen harpy

A morose teenager who feels just because she is having a hormonal low, or a hangover, or withdrawals, it makes it ok to abuse people.

Nancy, quit being a sullen harpy to your grandma!

by trueboo July 13, 2005

Brood mother harpy

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.

I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.

by Flying Sauccer December 18, 2009

ghetto harpy

Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.

We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.

by HoaxesCroaxes March 31, 2011

gutter harpy

A somewhat rough young woman who you momentarily think is a sexy minx due to a having a pair of beer goggles on.

"Fuck me - you know that lass I went with was boasting about stealing from Poundland?"

"Sounds like a right Gutter Harpy"

by MidlandsJim June 10, 2014

KFC Harpy

A woman who looks finger lickin good but only in the eyes of fat retards.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.

"Holy shit, that 400 lbs KFC Harpy is drawing in that fat guy with the allure of her greasy thighs."

"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."

"I'm talking about her fucking legs."

by Szayelaparro October 3, 2022

Internet harpy

A person, usually a woman who solicits for sexual services on the internet, usually over mainstream messaging sites such as Facebook and SnapChat

dern internet harpy again! Third time this month

by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 December 12, 2021

gift harpy

ponytown players that collect event gifts like harpies.
these players spend hours hovering over gifts and camping hotspots and dont show mercy to anybody.

" i had to pull a gift harpy to collect all 279 toys! "
" damn, you are RUTHLESS "

by mrkrabspooshaft December 27, 2024