A town on the coast of Maine. Lots of drunks, dubs and kids smoking pot. A party destination for many kids at Mt. Ararat High School. There are two police officers for the whole town and they're usually out looking for Highlanders to pull over, and they just smoke joints in their cruisers.
North Harpswell is where all the hippies live and grow dope in the summer. Not much else is known, but they're nice people, except for people from Harpswell Neck, they are just Brunswick people that pretend to be Harpswell people, and they often play baseball and other shit like that.
East Harpswell is half tourists and summer homes and the other half is lobster industry-related families and if they live in Cundy's Harbor, they're mostly drunks and frequent weed smokers. Cundy's Harbor is the best place in Harpswell to score some weed. Cundy's Harbor is located on Great Island, the other islands are expensive real estate, but there are a lot of natives as well. Those places are okay, just mind the traffic in the summer, they drive like absolute cunts.
South Harpswell is referred to as 'the bad side' and the residents are referred to as 'dungeyes'. South Harpswell is not the best place, incest runs rampant and all the kids probably smoke meth or some shit.
West Harpswell is where all the politicians of Harpswell are from, so it receives the most money from the Town Office. West Harpswell is full of douchebags and cat murderers but there are a select few that are alright.
North Harpswell is where all the hippies live and grow dope in the summer. Not much else is known, but they're nice people, except for people from Harpswell Neck, they are just Brunswick people that pretend to be Harpswell people, and they often play baseball and other shit like that.
East Harpswell is half tourists and summer homes and the other half is lobster industry-related families and if they live in Cundy's Harbor, they're mostly drunks and frequent weed smokers. Cundy's Harbor is the best place in Harpswell to score some weed. Cundy's Harbor is located on Great Island, the other islands are expensive real estate, but there are a lot of natives as well. Those places are okay, just mind the traffic in the summer, they drive like absolute cunts.
South Harpswell is referred to as 'the bad side' and the residents are referred to as 'dungeyes'. South Harpswell is not the best place, incest runs rampant and all the kids probably smoke meth or some shit.
West Harpswell is where all the politicians of Harpswell are from, so it receives the most money from the Town Office. West Harpswell is full of douchebags and cat murderers but there are a select few that are alright.
Harpswell Guy #1: "Hey guy, let's go smoke this here jibbah and get trashed later."
Harpswell Guy #2: "No deal, ya fuckin' dub, Bradberry's gonna want a hit off it if we smoke it in the truck."
Harpswell Guy #1: "Fuckin' cops, you'd think they get enough dope off of those fuckin college kids they pull over, but nooo, they gotta scavenge off of us."
Harpswell Guy #2: "No deal, ya fuckin' dub, Bradberry's gonna want a hit off it if we smoke it in the truck."
Harpswell Guy #1: "Fuckin' cops, you'd think they get enough dope off of those fuckin college kids they pull over, but nooo, they gotta scavenge off of us."
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1:Can be used to describe an undesirable woman. this is used commonly with people who are dimmer than most.
2:A harpy, in and of itself, was said to have been a mythical creature who was a cross between a woman and a vulture. Variations include the head of a woman and the body of a vulture, or the head of a vulture and the body of a woman. Most of the time, though, harpys are simply described as an extremely unattractive woman with large wings for arms and a beak-like nose and mouth
2:A harpy, in and of itself, was said to have been a mythical creature who was a cross between a woman and a vulture. Variations include the head of a woman and the body of a vulture, or the head of a vulture and the body of a woman. Most of the time, though, harpys are simply described as an extremely unattractive woman with large wings for arms and a beak-like nose and mouth
1: "damn, that ho, she's a harpy anyway."
2: "The harpies are quite interesting. Half vulture, half woman? Unrealistic, but then again, quite intriguing all the same."
2: "The harpies are quite interesting. Half vulture, half woman? Unrealistic, but then again, quite intriguing all the same."
by cat June 22, 2004
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I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.
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I thought things were going great with my girlfriend but that harpy made her think that my lack of dancing coordination would seriously jeopardize the well being of any children we have. Wtf?
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