Haribo

Delicious gummy bears, sweets or any type of jelly.

Kids and grown ups alike are fond of these sweets... and most cannot resist eating packets once opened.

Eric: Hey got any haribo's?

Ste: Yeah here, work away...

Eric: I FRICKIN love haribo's!!!!

by iKielo1 January 24, 2009

Haribo

A german candy company that failed to learn from the lesson from Frito-Lay's Olestra fiasco by putting a badly-flawed sugar substitute that had the same effect Olestra had back in the '90s into their sugarless variant of their gummy bears which caused a diarrhea epidemic that was much worse that what Olestra caused to those that ate the Frito-Lay chips that had it in the late 1990s

Sweet Fucking Jesus Charlie, You shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of sugarless haribo bears - that way our toilet will not only NOT smell like shit but also be accessible as well

by Raging Kitsune February 10, 2014

Haribo

For someone to put sweeties down your trousers without your honest consent.

I was dancing with them then they "hariboed" me !

Unlucky mate, Hariboing is not a good thing unless you want it.

by Bobbyjimm May 8, 2009

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by Russell November 18, 2003

Haribon

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.

Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.

by Steven June 29, 2004

Haribo Genocide

The crime of mass killing haribos, especially cola bottles.

Haribo genocide is a serious crime.

by ColaBottleKilla November 3, 2022

hariblow

the act of melting a bag of gummy bears into a block, then wrapping it around your manhood and punishing them little gummy treats. resulting in you blowing your load, hariblow!

when jared got home with his freshly melted pack of gummy bears he decided to give them a massage with his purple headed meat monster.

Jared: "oh man... I punished those poor little bears until i had the BEST hariblow ever, it felt SOOOOO weird, ima do it again."

by BigBearLover April 7, 2011