Hatsie

Insanely fun.
Funny.
So hot.
Likes dogs and snakes.
Lactose intolerant.
Set the best guy you know up with a Hatsie.

"That girl is the best, what a Hatsie."

by dexter.fam March 20, 2019

Happiest Season

the only valid christmas movie

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though

by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020

Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.

Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.

by mattyboy May 16, 2004

Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

happiest

An extreme feeling of being happy.

i feel happiest when I'm with you.

by Dr. Destroyer October 4, 2008

Happier

Being more happy then happy.

you make me more happier then anything in this world

by Lancer4848 December 16, 2008