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happily married

did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them

Happily Ogre After 

Two individuals one in a Shrek costume and one in a Donkey costume cover their hands in Wasabi. They then begin to stimulate the others genitalia, as they both reach completion the Shrek then begins to fuck the Donkey in the ass with either a penis or a dildo covered in Wasabi; as this is going on the Donkey is screaming the intro to, "All Stars," and the Shrek is constantly repeating the phrase, "These bitches be clappin', but they ain't usin' their hands."
I had to Happily Ogre After last night, that girl is a psycho. I had to go to a burn ward.
Happily Ogre After by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

happily divorced 

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.
Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.
happily divorced by Hugeau April 15, 2019

Happily Eye Raped 

When a hot girl or boy stares at you intently
Steve was totally stared down by Stacy he was happily eye raped

happily ever after 

obviously only exists in Disney movies. or when you are reading a children's book.
and they lived happily ever after.

Happily Ever After 

You wish!
The sad reality is, no one ever lives happily ever after as in the real world we all run into stressful situations in life and some which can stick to us for life, therefore no one can truly live "happily ever after". It only exists in fairytales, storybooks and Disney movies.