HAP

Huff And Puff. What whiners do when they get angry and/or frustrated.

"When I came in late, Tuna was hap." -wally
"Classic Tuna, fyf." -ether

by Scarecrow73 September 02, 2009

Haps

A shorting of "happening", and used like the slang usage of "scene". This word dates back at least to the 1950s, e.g., it is used in the 1959 song, "Daddy Can I Go to the Hop?" by Eddie Jones and the Cashmeres.

What's the haps? (What's the scene?, What's going on?, What's happening?)

by Old and cranky February 15, 2015

HAP

Hard Ass Penis

Did you get that HAP last night?

by Blondeminx August 23, 2020

HAP

stands for:
Hot Asian People
(mostly used by girls, preferably white girls that don't usually date asians but find some attractive.)

We went to the beach last week and I saw tons of HAPs!

by maejofosho January 22, 2009

HAP

Homosexual American Princess, helpless, hyper-feminine, attention seeking.

How many Louis Vouttin murses does this fucking HAP have?

by Guntrip November 06, 2011

HAP

Hot Asian PUSSY!

I'd absolutely wreck that HAP!

by toysareforboys May 19, 2011

haps

slang word for happy

allow gettin haps blud

by Blaminator March 29, 2005