1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
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2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.
3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.
2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.
3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.
"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"
"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."
"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."
"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."
"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."
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I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
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