two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009

Chief's Right Hand Man

A man who sends feet pics to another nigga

You sent feet pics to Deshawn, U the Chief's Right Hand Man!

by Jlomba15 October 1, 2018

hand to man combat

to beat off, materbate or pull wang

dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: You know a little hand to man combat.

by Jaylo650 August 2, 2009

hand sanitizer man

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

Man hands

A girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region

Oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.

by manhandeater December 18, 2010

man hands

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"

That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!

by CrunkJuiceDC December 23, 2005