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Donkey Hammer

Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.
Wow you really have a donkey hammer
by Donky Hammer February 13, 2015
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Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.
I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.
by M Fartz October 19, 2010
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boris the soviet love hammer

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014
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hammerclaw

A form of the dfmo that was made famous on The Pit's dancefloor.
Ritza totally hammerclawed that girl last night! Too bad she wasn't having any of it!
by misttterX December 22, 2008
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Dick Hammer

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012
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hammered

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
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Lazy Hammer

A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.
Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.
by Duluth Kan Jam June 4, 2018
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