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Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players
by dildo777 July 15, 2016
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Hammond High School

Hammond High School is a high school located in the district of Howard County. It can now be considered as the most "ghetto" school in Howard County, but Howard County isn't actually ghetto at all. Oakland Mills High School used to be proclaimed as a "ghetto" high school, but after Hammond High School's JV and Varsity football team won in a fight against Oakland Mills High School in its own locker room, Oakland Mills Has lost its title as being "ghetto".
Devon: Yo, that nigga's from Hammond High School.

Delante: Shit, for real?

Devon: Yeah, I'm about to become friends with him real quick though.
by Pretty Ricky (AKA Big Tits) December 9, 2012
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hammond

paul: im really in the mood for some hammond.
suzie: say less daddy!
by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat October 31, 2020
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2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.
The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.
by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016
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Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.
by eltonjohn May 30, 2006
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Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013
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Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.
Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
by Lubison710 October 11, 2011
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