Hammertime

Hammer.. Time

Cant touch this!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Hammertimed

Word used for being wankered/wrecked, referring to the MC Hammer song 'Can't touch this'.

e.g : Oh my god I was hammertimed last night

or

let's get hammertimed.

by pseudonym2009 April 30, 2009

hammertimed

to get absoultley rinsed

im going to get soo hammertimed this weekend.

by kanyevil May 28, 2007

Hammertime

To get extremely intoxicated.

Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"

by Jeff_IS_Cool March 2, 2009

Hammerturd

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.

"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"

by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021

hammertext

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."

by Pfelgin Negnar June 10, 2013

Hammerton

The surname of a certain type of girl. She can be very unique, but also very gnarly. She's pretty ratchet. Watch out, she'll have you by your man parts.

Bro 1: yo, that girl almost had me by my manhood
Bro 2: damn bro, she must have been a Hammerton

by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017