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by sussy master September 13, 2021

Hamburger Patty

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.

Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.

by three-oh-five November 2, 2011

Hambright

A type of Correctional Officer that is all talk and hides in the Office. Usually has a perch in a window that is visible to supervisors. Usually a cunt. Is probably good at sucking dick too.

See that guard over there he is a Hambright

by Richard McStuffins December 4, 2020

Habberdashery

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

Hamburger cheeseburger.

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.

Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

by iamvered May 22, 2014

total hamburger

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.

Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)

by jethrojones September 2, 2012

Hamburg

City State; A diverse mixture of cultures in the North of Germany with more millionaires per capita than any other city in Germany. It is a unique wonderland with a reputation for shit weather and constant wind. The police in Hamburg have leather jackets, making them tougher and uber cool. The biggest cemetery in Europe is in Hamburg, with it's own dedicated bus service.

Famous and well known for many things, including: Sankt Pauli, the Beatles, and Gina Wild; Some German rap stars have originated and reside within Hamburg. A media centre. Many homeless people live in Hamburg.

Q: Where were the Beatles first established as a popular band?
a=They started in Hamburg on their journey of world domination.
Q: What are hamburgers, the food item, named after?
a=not Hamburg.
Q: Why do people say Hamburg isn't the best?
a=they are in denial, or jealous, or both. Cops with leather jackets, Mann! Who wouldn't be jealous of that?

by w82concerned June 8, 2011