half-assedness

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.

Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

by K Numen December 13, 2008

half-arsed

Adjective:

of thing, person, or effort made:
Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation.

A: "You're half-arsed"
B: "No, You're just too anal"

by J13X December 28, 2006

half-assedness

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

by K Numen February 11, 2007

half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

by ortegaaj January 21, 2013

halfassed

1) Poorly or incompetently done; lackluster or half-hearted.

2) Lacking energy, resolve, commitment, or effort; irresponsibly or jury-rigged

Chad:Why wont this damned cell phone work?
Todd: Because the ISP is doing their job halfassed.

by coyo April 12, 2012

halfasseditude

The quality of being able to start many projects without ever fully completing them. This can apply to one or more people, and is often times habitual.

"Dude, when are they gunna fix the hot tub at your apartment?"
"Who knows, the halfasseditude at that place is rediculous.

by Poon_Daddy October 21, 2007

Halfassidness

1.) The quality of being half-assed; the resultant perception of an individual--or group of individuals--being slothful, ignorant or apathetic.

2.) The essence of a result or solution that has been completed to a less than acceptable level of quality. Mediocrity.

Thanks to the halfassidness of the staff at Best Buy, I decided to buy my new TV elsewhere.

After the case cracked twice on her vibrator, it was apparent that the quality control department at Electra-Schlong, Inc. was fraught with halfassidness.

by Turbine Monkey January 21, 2009