hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.

Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017

hacking the mainframe

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.

hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"

by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010

Hakaioken

When you pump up the kaioken multiplier to such a degree that the kaioken strain actually destroys (hakai) you

King Kai: "Goku! if you use Kaioken on top of Ultra Instinct it will kill you!"

Goku: "Yeah, but I need to beat Granola! I have to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! KAIOKEN TIMES ONE MILLION!!!"

King Kai: "You fool! The strain will kill you!"

Goku: *dies from kaioken strain*

King Kai: "You just hakaioken'd yourself"

by VYDEOS August 9, 2021

Hakim

Hakim the name of an amazing man. He is strong and has a good sense of humor. He will always search for the right lady and treat her like a princess. If ur lucky he could be ur snack😉💦. He is a tiny bit and active he is very smart who know what he’s doing and has good advice . He has 2 sides of him. He’s very charming and will talk to you the whole day and never leave u alone he’s is a amazing person. My advice is that if your with him as a couple ur are very very lucky and if ur not get together he will always try to make new friends and is really funny and can say very good jokes. He fights as a proper man and doesn’t want to fight for real only play fighting because he is unsure how to punch or attack but has an amazing defence and will grow up to make mone and be the next Muhammad Ali .

Hakim is a mysterious but extraordinary and curious boy .

by Anonymous ‼️‼️ November 11, 2018

Hakim

A guy who gives zero fucks about anything. Always get himself in trouble but always find a way to escape. Love all types of music genres. The more boring he gets the more crazy things he does. Make jokes just to cheer people around him and annoys everyone in the same time. He doesn't always smile. A clever student but too lazy . In arabic Hakim means "The Wise "

Wow that is very clever we should call you al-hakim

by Took an L December 27, 2016

Hapkido

Korean martial art that consists of a variety of arm and leg joint locks, weapon techniques, throwing, kicking, and nerve pressure techniques. Hapkido is very suitable for self-defense. In Hapkido, Hap meaning: together, or the harmony of body and spirit, Ki meaning life and body energy, Do, meaning way of life, way of learning.

Master Timothy at Wesminster Hapkido Dojang teaches Hapkido.

by NONAME2225 August 24, 2006

Hakimiology

The art of being a mama’s boy. Men tend to do this to be safe from the vipers of this world

“What john did was simply straight of hakimiology”

by The hyepman's legacy April 15, 2023