Hairdressers Car 

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.

'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'

Hairdressers Car by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018

Hairdressery 

The act of prying into others affairs, meddlesome. Arousing curiousity and inquisitive questions to investigate the matters of others.

"How did your date go?"
"Why are you acting so hairdressery?"

Hairdressery by Hairdresser #1 November 10, 2009

hairdressorial 

Of or related to hairdressing and cuts.

Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!

hairdressorial by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

Hairdresser Octopus 

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.

"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."

Hairdresser Octopus by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020

Cuban Hair Dryer 

The action of expelling a large flatulence whilst recieving felatio, causing the givers hair to be wafted outward as if they were using a hair dryer! R

Dude, Kim was giving me the greatest head known to man, I was in such a state of euphoria, I let one slip and totally gave her a "Cuban Hair Dryer

Cuban Hair Dryer by Dick Whispers December 2, 2010

Gay Hairdresser 

A gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.

The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.

(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)

"So that was when she broke up with me. I felt like i was dicked around."

"Thats rough."

"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."

Gay Hairdresser by AtomickBombick October 16, 2008

Hairdryered 

Adjective: meaning drunk or inebriated severely!

Alternatively: Smashed, Hammered, Trollied

“Last night I went out with the lads and got absolutely hairdryered, it was completely filthy!”

Hairdryered by xxxlemonadexxx June 16, 2018