hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.

"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."

hobo hairdryer by emthecoed May 2, 2010

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Palestinian Hairdryer

The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at one’s partner.

Mate, I gave Shazza the ‘ol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snail’s doorstep!

Palestinian Hairdryer by Giraffenuts76 October 9, 2023

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hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!

hairdryer hands by MINDSEY February 24, 2010

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hairdryer

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.

"She's such a hairdryer!"

hairdryer by Me December 24, 2004