Hagos

This family is know to be the strongest family in the world. Not only that, but also their handsome men will steal your girl and you won't be able to do a thing. All you will be able to do is watch.

The go the hagos' stealing all our women.

by The Hagos' June 15, 2018

Robel Hagos

When a women of opposite skin color, vigorously fingers sexual partners butthole while sucking on their ear.

Hirruy gave me such a nice robel hagos last night!

by Arsenhagos March 28, 2016

Hagis

A wild species of human that can’t be stopped by any other human and is so good at everything that it is worshipped

“Oh no we’re up against hagis , shit we’ll get destroyed “

by Genius researcher August 25, 2019

Hagos

an over wieght Yangsta Asian who wishes he were black, macs on Deren's girl when in reality he is ugly as fuck, has -0.3 inch penis, has no luck with women, especially twins, constantly craving fried chicken, and hates on black when he wishes he was black, is thirstier than a dying Arab the Sahara desert, and masturbates to the pictures of girls in his pre-calc book and dragon ball z. while frequently engaging in vanilla tricycles.

Dude don't be such a Hagos

by Shinho Kim June 12, 2013

Hagioscension

Hagioscension is a Christian term for the final event when Jesus returns, the dead in Christ are raised, and the living believers are gathered up and transformed together. Hagioscension is the upgathering and is a term intended to replace the word “rapture" as a response to the pre-tribulation rapture misconception.

Etymology:

Hagios (Greek: holy, set-apart, saint)
ascension (rising, going up)
Hagioscension literally: “the ascent of the holy ones.”

Instead of arguing over rapture timelines, we just say we’re waiting for the Hagioscension.

by ParadiseKingdom777 March 6, 2026

hagiographic bot

An automated bot (e.g., a twitter bot) paid for or created/written by a person or group to post laudatory messages and add likes to the payer's social media account and posts for the purposes of making the payer appear to be more popular. Can also be referred to as an hbot.

Hundreds of thousands of @kathyireland followers are hagiographic bots (hbots).

by nokrater February 27, 2018

Hagiss

A Scottish gentleman on Tiny Chat Big Chaos 951 room who takes no guff from the Nonces.

Samsung tried to troll and got the "Hagiss".

by Glensta February 11, 2022