haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs

Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!

by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.

Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.

by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011

Hemoglobin

If the feeling of your period blood fastly releasing itself from your vagina when you laugh or sneeze made a sound it would sound like the word ‘hemoglobin’.

OMG sis, I just hemoglobined!!!

by Lolvscosksksksksks September 23, 2019

Hemoglobin highway

1. a song sung by phineas and ferb in the episode Journey to the Center of Candace while there in a mini sub inside of candace

2. alternate word for your veins/artery's

1. just the two of us in an esophagus its time to get this misson a rollin dont mean to make a fuss but that was the pancreas
2. your hemoglobin highways are blocked up

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

Hemoglobined

A extreme ethnic slur against KC and projectr.

"KC is such a hemoglobined...."|

by jackzurban November 21, 2025

Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017

Homoglobin

Homoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body of a person who identifies as the opposite sex.

Hello She/He, we would need to take samples of your homoglobin to test for STDs.

by Sir Nugget April 27, 2024