The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019
Get the Hagenitals mug.Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.
Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!
by A person crushing on a Hagen December 9, 2018
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icecream with the most fascinating name of all time, and all people from scandanavia should be renamed with this title.
me: hey guy from sweden, why isn't your name haagen dazs?
guy from sweden: you dumb fuck. please die
guy from sweden: you dumb fuck. please die
by jar of idiot October 16, 2008
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Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!
by Stur-DP July 2, 2011
Get the Haagen all the Dazs mug.Mega fye blonde hair boy that gets the “He will be so hot in high school” phrase but is a solid 7 right now. Don’t make him mad or annoyed or will not like u at all. He has his player moments without a girl but with one he is the most loyal person
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A person who knows all the good memes
Hagen is a norwegian surname
A person named Hagen is awesome and very cool
Hagen is a norwegian surname
A person named Hagen is awesome and very cool
by Beffffffffff November 21, 2017
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