John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 23, 2005

Herbie Hancock

One of the best jazz pianists of our time. Writer of such famous tunes as Chameleon, Maiden Voyage, Eye of the Hurricaine, Palm Grease and Watermelon Man. Innovator in the fusion genre and writer of many really badass funk grooves.

Herbie Hancock is so badass he can turn shit into gold.

by Tobey March 20, 2004

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

Herbie Hancock

The answer Tommy Boy leaves on his test in the movie Tommy Boy.

John Hankcock, ha, its Herbie Hankcock.

by Zoolander August 7, 2005

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003