guyfriend

When you like a guy, and he likes you and you both want to date but your parents say you're too young you don't call them your boyfriend you say guyfriend because your parents won't let you go further..

Amanda: who's Brian?

Everleigh: my guyfriend.

Amanda: You mean, boyfriend?

Everleigh: no. Our parents won't let us date so we dont call each other boyfriend/girlfriend

by thathamiltrashbasicwhitegurl April 29, 2019

Guyfriend

Noun: An individual that will befriend your woman, against HER better judgement, only to try to get in her pants through the use of building bonds/pity/lies/sneaking around because they know that if you knew that she was friends with HIM you would assault HIM.

Guyfriends are not trust worthy and normally carry diseases such as herpes and HPV. These will STD's will generally go unnoticed until YOU contract them, then SHE will blame you to hide her guilt.

DUDE: "I don't like him, he has cheated on his woman before. But now I'm suppossed to just trust him with you?"
CHICK: "Yes."
DUDE: "I don't. He's a liar and he has openly told other people he wants to bang you."
CHICK:"He didn't mean it, he's my pal, my GUYFRIEND. And he means more to me than any of my other friends, he doesn't judge me and he is there when you and I are arguing to keep me sane and tell me I am being dramatic. He has kept us together more than once."
DUDE: "Pack your crap if you can't NOT be his friend, because I'm not gonna stand for it."
CHICK: "Fine, I'm leaving." -she leaves
DUDE: "Damn."

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

Guyfriend

A friend who is a member of the Male sex; this term is mostly used by females (and the guyfriend) to describe what kind of friend they are in order to not confuse their specific set of friends. Also guyfriends are great listeners, and help you deal with your problems. So you should probably get one.

Friend 1:"That cute guy your bae"

Girl 1:"No, that's my guyfriend"

Friend 1:"oh okay my bad"

by NotRasicst_WhiteGuy January 26, 2018

Guyface

The ridiculous expression on one's face after consuming copious amounts of alcohol and/or drugs (namely cocaine). Another variation is "the face of guy." Also used to describe someone who has spent the night at a "face party"

Dude: Did you see Toby last night? He was so fucked up! He had his guyface on fo' sheezy.

Guy: I was rockin' out at Dude's face party last night, and I left with the face of guy.

by P-Sheezy December 9, 2008

Guyfused

Being confused between two guys

Being confused about a guy

Wondering about received mixed signals from various guys.

Laura- So he tells you he loves you, and the next day...?
Kate- He didn't call!

Laura- wow, you must be really guyfused

Jenna- Nick is really nice, but Chris is so much more attractive
Dylan- So who are you going to ask to Sadie Hawkins?
Jenna- I dont know! I am so guyfused!

James- I love you, and thats why I have to leave
Marissa- That makes no sense! You are so guyfusing!

by AdeleBeautiful01 November 29, 2010

Guyfecta

Any situation in which a combination of three awesome "guy" things are accomplished

I got my body fat under 10%, got a new Nissan GT-R, and scored a date with a hottie from the next cubicle over, I'd call that a guyfecta

by DAPRI November 26, 2010

guyfocals

A crazy thing that can happen with a group of guys get drunk and plays a prank on the person that passes out first.These glasses have no lens or rim,semen only.

A huge circle jerk is performed on the person that is passed out,then they spooge all over that persons eyelids.When that person wakes up,their eyelids are glued shut and therefore they have their guyfocals on.

Tom was wearing his guyfocals after freddie and the boys spooged on his face last night.

by tommygotfingered February 23, 2011