Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

Gusset Tuffet by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

gusset monkey 

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

gusset monkey by Cilla Black July 1, 2006

Gusset Hound 

A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.

Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.

My ex is a gusset hound.

I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.

I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.

Gusset Hound by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Gusset Wookie 

Star Wars related pubic hair disaster

I got her back to mine and offered to show her my light sabre only to find her underwear was the abode of a Gusset Wookie

Gusset Wookie by PaullyO and LiamT July 30, 2008

gusset typing 

female masturbation

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"

gusset typing by andy August 31, 2003

gusset bunting 

1. Noun. Gusset bunting is the large flaps of labia that sometimes protrude from the edges of a girls thong or knickers (especially if said underwear is far too small for the female.)

Named after the traditional British flags draped about during times of national celebration.

1."Christ I thought that Josie was fit until I went down on her and stumbled across a veritable street party of gusset bunting decorating her panties!!!"

gusset bunting by Red Five October 24, 2005

Gusset Vinegar 

The vinegar like sweat residue that builds up on ones gussett on a hot summers day. Most common on men found on the 'Quillum" valley between ones scrotal sack and arse. Has the distinct and unmistakable pungent hue of a highly Sarson seasoned portion of chips.

What's that smell on your fingers, have you been fingering the jar of pickled onions again?

No my good man, one has scratched one's nuts and this my friend is Gusset Vinegar.

Gusset Vinegar by Gary Man Krow July 5, 2010