toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

Matei Gypsieson

A nice Romanian who is good at stealing and swimming when he swam I had a stroke

Wow Matei Gypsieson died

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Guptill89

Guptill89 (A.K.A. Dylan Guptill) is a YouTuber who is infamous for his video "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters" and was surprised when people called him a "furry" and a "pedophile". First of all, the way he describes them in such detail is kind of creepy. Second, Cosmo, who was his #9 character, is 8. That's the same age as Tails. Speaking of which, most of the characters on that list are underage. He is also known for complaining about RayWilliamJohnson's song "Doin' Your Mom", complained about game reviewers using "dirty language", namely the Chris Bores (Irate Gamer), James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd), and Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic). It's strange that he put Doug Walker as a game reviewer (He reviewed one game, and that was "Bebe's Kids" for the SNES as a challenge from the AVGN, from which the picture of him is from. Using that logic, maybe he considers James Rolfe a movie reviewer since he reviewed Ricky 1 from that same challenge.). He is also known for liking the 4kids Sonic voice cast, which is generally disliked in the fanbase.

Guptill89 tells people to grow up, but people say he should do the same.

by Boris "Invincible" Grishenko August 14, 2011

Gepsi

A delicate and expertly blended, yet unsatisfying mix of Bokma Dutch gin and Pepsi.

Eyar lad, get us a gepsi.

by Ezwardo August 12, 2018

gülsima

a beautiful turkish girl whose name is defined as “rose”. she may be jealous at times but always likes to play and laugh. she likes to go out and play with her friends a lot. it’s also my sister’s name and i hope she finds this one day and know how much i love her. <33

person 1: she’s very pretty !! is that your sister ?
me: yes that’s my sister. her name is gülsima <33

by rose/pocky July 19, 2021

Gussin'

The act of spending an unnecessarily long amount of time preparing for a later event in which one wishes to look nice, for example, a party, pub crawl, or a trip of New Orleans during Spring Break. You then find that you've spent so much time making yourself up, it is too late or pointless to attend said event.

e.g. Behavior typical of girls.

Aaron: "You's in New Orleans?"
Michael: "Nah, the girls took too long gussin'."

by T. Riggles March 15, 2008

gutsiest

Most daring, most brave. From 'Gutsy'.

He was the gutsiest one of us, so he jumped first. AIEEEEEEEE!

by bob the wondur Ferret October 3, 2004