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Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
Satan's gumdrop by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010

New Delhi Gumdrop 

When an Indian male places his hairy beanbag on a unsuspecting, usually sleeping, victim.
My buddy Vasanth got Jim back real good. He waited until he was asleep and gave him the ol' New Delhi Gumdrop. I put the pictures on Facebook.

pigmy gumdrop 

A very small but erect nipple on a huge tit.
Damn...check out the pigmy gumdrops on that biatch.
pigmy gumdrop by mavros April 22, 2006

Chocolate Gumdrop 

When your girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pinches off a turd in your bellybutton
Every time jenn rides me reverse cowgirl i end up with a chocolate gumdrop!

Kalamazoo Gumdrop 

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.
Sarah pulled the old Kalamazoo Gumdrop on Chase. He was not happy.
Kalamazoo Gumdrop by Chicagodan November 14, 2011

Goofy Gumdrop 

A exceptionally silly and funnie gay person (usually a gay) that is very funny and kind with making big words
Yo bro did you see that goofy gumdrop?
No I didn't, are you talking about me because I'm queer?
Goofy Gumdrop by Not a goofy gumdrop February 13, 2022