Blue Eyed Giraffe

(Also known as Daniel Seavey)
This creature is extremely rare, but also impossibly cute.
It’s almost impossible to see one irl but if you get lucky...you’re parents will buy limelight tickets to a WDW concert. There you will see this majestic creature in all of its glory.

Ps. It’s got beautiful blue eyes btw

Have you seen the Blue Eyed Giraffe’s new post on Insta?
Oh yeah, it’s so adorable

by whydxntwevibe February 20, 2019

Giraffe Attack

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and rubs it with his nose while screaming Zimbabwe

Female 1: I totally got giraffe attacked by chase last night

Female 2: Totally I love it when matts does that to me!!!

by Giraffe_Attack November 15, 2013

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019

Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

Giraffe Moment

When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.

I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .

by craiglam April 10, 2019

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

Hot giraffe

A tall man who is nerdy and shy but is also into BDSM.

“Are you going to talk to that hot giraffe? He codes and probably has handcuffs at home.”

by Anais Miller January 17, 2018