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Cunt gust

An large plume of air expelled during a fanny fart
by Crc22 August 7, 2016
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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

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"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.
Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :
by mckayla April 7, 2008
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America's Guest

1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.
Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.

Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!

Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.

OR

Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.

Guy 2: He's America's Guest.
by J. Carl December 10, 2008
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Gustav Schafer

The drummer of Tokio Hotel. If he was not a drummer he would be a stripping fireman ; )
jenna: did you go to Georg's strip club last night?

Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!

Jenna: Nice!
by Crazy-and-punk. December 25, 2008
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guestaurant

A guestaurant (guest_restaurant) is a kind of restaurant. It is like a dinner party at somebody's home, where paying guests turn up.

In most places is a private home. Guestaurants are normally run by the chefs at their own homes. Due to it very special nature, attendance is by appointment only. Guests are normally encourage to bring their own wine. Guestaurants have become the latest trend in dining out in cosmopolitan cities.
I went to a guestaurant in London last night; It was awesome! I met so many cool people and food was exceptional
by mittox October 29, 2010
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Gustafson tx

A family who like to split baby’s heads with butter knife cover them selfs in blood titty fuck the women in there family. The moms dick is the size of the sun. They are average Joes who get pissed. They like saying the n-word
Tity fucking is a Gustafson tx thing to do
by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019
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