Bishop Guertin Lax

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011

Guera

Mexican-Spanish slang for a white girl or light-haired girl. It is a jargon from Mexico that is also used by Chicanos within the United States. English-language speakers who are not familiar with the origins of Spanish words (or don't care to become educated about them) can become misinformed into believing that one culture's mumbo-jumbo is widely accepted by other Spanish-language societies. Guera (or Guero, for males) is not a word that is familiar among native-Spanish speakers from countries such as Cuba, Santo Domingo, Puerto Rico, Chile, Argentina, etc.

Esa chola es una guera.

by Hoodoo-Voodoo November 19, 2011

Guernatron

A 'Guernatron' is a heavy pills, ketamine and MDMA taker, it refers to the 'Guerning' experienced while high on pills.
See GUERNING.

Person A: Mate, Im guerning =S

Person B: God! Your such a Guernatron!

by ARGoode January 26, 2009

Gertatude

When your sassy inner minx is about to bust out. You automatically KNOW (think) you're the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss ass bitch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying bitches.

*form of euphoria

*alpha of all forms of females... Actually of everything in the universe.

*opposite of a basic bitch

*hottest girl feeling herself at the party!

Walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my Gertatude!

by Gertysareus1 September 1, 2014

Gerta

Gerta, a beautiful woman who enjoys her life and doesn't let anyone get in her way. Gerta loves social media, soccer, dance or gymnastics. She loves her country family and friends!

Boy: WOW LOOK AT Gerta SHES SO PRETTY

Girl: I know!

by Koala123🐨 November 5, 2017

guerita

Cute white girl

Aye foo you see that guerita over there?

by Peepington December 8, 2020

guertin

The act of checking your speed while snowboarding or skiing. Originating from an unknown snowboarder who became famous for checking his speed when he should really have just manned up and pointed downhill.

"I knuckled on that jump because I guertined right before takeoff."

by TommyOG January 26, 2009