Grunion

The little balls of old toilet paper, that collect amongst your nethers; when proper wiping is made difficult.

That heifer Karen was ate up with an entire field of grunions. Talk about a wild harvest.

by Chaosfish November 22, 2025

Grunion Patch

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.

Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Grunion style

A style of sex where people flop around on the bed, floor, beach, and on top of each other like a bunch of grunion fish. They proceed to ejaculate all over each other and all over the room with their bodily fluids.

My girlfriend and I always wanted to have sex on the beach and when we got there she wanted to try grunion style so we got naked and started flopping on top of each other. I busted so hard like a fountain and the semen covered us both.

by FishSexer March 30, 2009

Gunion

An archaic word for homosexual

Austin is such a gunion.

by Ben Bhattarai March 5, 2016

Grunyon

The Grunyon is a mythical late-night after-party spot located somewhere in Chicago, Il. Only reachable in the extreme stages of a hard brownout or blackout stupor, patrons of the Grunyon are hard-pressed to recall concrete details, but always report continued heavy drinking, cigarettes and Mexican food.

Q: What happened to you last night after the bar closed? We all left and you disappeared?

A: I went to the Grunyon.

by bworlick June 11, 2006

gronions

green onions, chives, or scallions

Yo, can i get some gronions on my baked potato!?

by MikeJ0nez March 19, 2008

Grundong

When one shows clear and expressive frustration after having lost something of clear importance or meaning.

“Wow Sam seems a little angry”
“Don’t worry he’s just having a Grundong

by Jarodym January 19, 2020