Grumplestiltskin

when someone is in a bad mood and taking it out on you!

Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!

by RalphusFudge June 19, 2017

Grumpet

A grumpy racist who mainly dislikes people of light skin.

"You better stop", the grumpet said.

That gator grumpet is always cap'n some none sense.

by V Willy September 11, 2019

Grumpet

A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.

Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!

by jimbor August 31, 2006

grumpmeister

Very cranky toddler who will not be calmed down. Usually this behavior occurs when child is lacking in food, sleep or attention.

Why are you are being such a grumpmeister?

by Sonja Young January 5, 2009

sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

grumplestiltskin

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008

grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007