grocery graffiti

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.

man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti

by LJF December 28, 2007

Grocery Bag

When something during a conversation doesnt make sense, you randomly say grocery bag.
From the song bedrock

i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag

by Thisoneasiankid January 3, 2010

grocery money

a derogratory nickname given to one who pretends to be earning a considerable income, but in reality is only able to contribute "grocery money" to their parents in whom they live with. Likes to give the impression that they have a wonderful, well paying career when they really have a part time position and no financial responsibilities.

"That punk ass ain't bringin' in the bacon, he's just grocery money!"

by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009

grocery sets

Grocery bags (plastic)

I didn't want to get the carpet wet from walking outside in the rain so I grabbed some grocery sets to tie on my shoes.

by ladymaine December 22, 2013

Nigga Grocery Bag

Derived from the song BedRock by Young Money, it is most commonly considered a brown paper bag filled with either KFC or a 40 of Ole English.

Lebron: Yo Kobe whats that in yo hand? We got a game tonight.

Kobe: Chill son, I just went to KFC to get a nigga grocery bag.

Lebron: What about the other hand?

Kobe: Bitch, its mah other nigga grocery bag compliments of the liquor store. Ima smoke yo ass after I down these two nigga grocery bags.

by WhitePeopleDoThis April 9, 2010

grocery bagged

when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.

"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"

by chipper109 January 16, 2010

lesbian grocery getter

A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers

Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"

Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."

by fredwood March 5, 2011