Gruntling

See the definition of army

Look at that man in the army camo fatigues, what a Gruntling

by not a meatshield July 24, 2006

gundling

a large poop or shit that is relatively short and fat in length and width

"AWWW!!!, why is there a gundling on the carpet!"

"damn, thts a gundling alright"

by dorsalfinn782 April 8, 2009

grodling

Swedish for a little baby frog/ tadpole.

Look what a cute grodling!

by taca November 16, 2005

Groundril

a noun describing someone or something that is disgustingly dirty or unkempt and looks like nobody's child. Resembles a messy stray animal or mutt.

Lorin walked into school without having showered and looked like the biggest groundril I've ever seen.

by anon293838439839843948 January 19, 2015

Groundie

When a potty topper (small dime sized poop niblet left to rot on one’s toilet seat cover overnight) eventually dries up and ejects from the toilet seat cover only to remain on the floor for the foreseeable future shriveling into a small dry ball a la a grape becoming a raisin

“Hey man I saw your gnarly potty topper the other day, classy move to bite the bullet and sanitize the area.”

“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”

by Misterstitches December 4, 2019

grundlingus

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

grouding

The sound of grinding as one dry penis enteres one dry vagina or anus. This is usually down to lack of lubrication.

Matthew was grouding Sally until his penis swollen into a stump

by Nines June 7, 2005