gronk

a bum or someone who doesnt have his shit together.

that guys a bit of a gronk

by phatfrankiefiver April 26, 2003

gronk

a person who holds onto a poo to deliberately unleash it on another person's clean toilet

omg Kelly is such a gronk, she left skid Mark's down the FRONT of my toilet

by shanewho March 23, 2019

gronk

...is an overweight woman who is very clumsy and sloppy. This woman is usually loud and has big feet!

That fat fucking gronk won't shut her mouth!

by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008

gronk

a total loser. Usually slumped in posture, with varying shades of colour in their hair. can be seen anywhere and a gronk detector is not needed to find one

"dude look at that total lurking gronk down on the corner!"

by dylmeister007 April 26, 2009

gronk

1.)dumbass motherfucker
2.)see Lawrence Liu

Don't be such a gronk you jackass!

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

gronk

A big, tall, hardcore-looking guy who usually stands with his arms crossed and his mouth slightly opened. He should also have a low voice and is often judged as overbearing or intimidating.

A gronk will usually hold a lot of anger. During the times when his anger is released, it should be called "raging gronk anger" or "wrath of gronk".

Gronks are mad attractive to the ladies.

"Look at that guy Rob, he is such a gronk."

by pennies December 17, 2004

gronk

Verb: To stick your nose into someones Belly Button like you are a pig hunting for truffles.

"He Gronked me and my belly button is wet."

by Ray White October 20, 2007