Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Greenification

The networking art of converting what was a untrusted security zone to a trusted zone (aka. green zone). This statement could be construed with environmentalism but the originator insists he not a tree hugger.

Damn ... this greenification is such a pain. I just going to let it bleed into the sea.

by Greenificator August 20, 2007

Anal gratification

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.

Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...

by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013

Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

grassification

(v) to smoke weed; grassify
(n) the act of getting grassified ie; smoking pot

Are you up for some late night grassification?....Dude, I'm hella grassified. ...That grassification hit the spot

by cuz July 7, 2004

Grossification

It comes from the word gross, and it means: For something to be of matter; discusting or intreging.

if something is dead and lieing on the side of the road, and some girl walks past it and yells impulsively, Ewww...grossification!!!

by Erin Berlin October 11, 2004