grease monkey

A hand job with lube.

Worker #1: She got the biggest ass licking in the world in the weekly newsletter.
Worker #2: She must be giving the boss grease monkeys in the lactation room.

by Dolemite71 April 23, 2006

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003

Grease Monkey

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

by gcrocker May 22, 2011

Grease Monkey

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008

Grease Monkey

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010

grease monkey

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

by Shmu June 2, 2004

Grease Monkey

A term for someone that needs a shower.

That girl is gross, she looks like a grease monkey.

by SarahThaBoss(; August 13, 2009