Skip to main content

The Great Coochie Wars

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Cell's Voice
We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.
by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021
mugGet the The Great Coochie Wars mug.

GREATASTIK

An upgraded or enhanced version of the word Great. GREATASTIK
Have a GREATASTIK Day!
I’m feeling GREATASTIK!
Urban Dictionary is GREATASTIK for creating words.
by ClassicRonnie February 15, 2019
mugGet the GREATASTIK mug.
Related Words

Great Wall of China

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!
by Whiskeydemon May 7, 2022
mugGet the Great Wall of China mug.

The Great PornHub Purge

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.
by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020
mugGet the The Great PornHub Purge mug.

Greasy taco

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato
by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015
mugGet the Greasy taco mug.

the great stare

The Great Stare is what most students do when they wake up on the first day of school. Classified as staring at a wall or other surface , for Atleast 60 seconds, as soon as you wake up on the first day of school.
“School is going to suck this year, I woke up today and had The Great Stare”
by Generation Z gang August 18, 2019
mugGet the the great stare mug.

greasy cheeks

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.
Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
mugGet the greasy cheeks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email