Graping

The act of wanted or unwanted groping.

My husband was graping me last night I giggled with glee

by gspotshot May 2, 2025

graping the squildo

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo

cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004

Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!

"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

graping in on

eavesdropping on

He's sitting there graping in on us, that fucking grape.

by kmsackgrl September 30, 2009

aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. June 3, 2011

Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

by Spok3 April 11, 2022