blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

Grantaire

Grantaire is a sexy human being who actually has a name(which is spelled unusually). He is in college, and he is a very amazing actor/singer. He is named Grantaire because he looks like the man from the les Miserables movie, Grantaire, who is always drunk, yet is also an amazing singer/actor. He is fancied by a girl in 7th grade, who is secretly married to him. They are secretly living happily :) he also likes to randomly outburst into song

Girl #1: OMG look at that guy! Is that George blagden?!
Girl #2: OMG he totally looks like him! Maybe his name is Grantaire!! Let's go talk to him!

Girl #1: Hi, are you-
Guy(Grantaire): SOME WINE AND SAY WHATS GOING ON?

by Goodemilyegg November 29, 2013

granimalish

when someone (who is not always the dapper one) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are matching today - he's very granimalish."
you: "his mom dressed him."

by groundedsteve October 12, 2011

grandmalize

when you get old and wrinkly like raisins

"I should moisturize, im feel like im grandmalized"

by grandma raisin January 17, 2017

Granthanut

the process of a rodent finding its habitat within the walls of a disease ridden uterus.

The mouse had found its target. He was going to granthanut Sally

by MrSheen'sChilliBeans October 4, 2018

gregthalia

She is a super kind warm-hearted person. She is freaking HILARIOUS! She's beautiful and super smart. She always keeps her cool, and she's a prankster. She is caring and always sticks up for her friends no matter what. If you ever meet a Gregthalia treat her right or you might lose her. And don't confuse her kindness for naiveness. And don't get me wrong she can be lit af!

Girl: Did you invite Gregthalia
Girl 2: No

Girl: Well what are you waiting for?

by The Twinz December 6, 2018

One Grantai

One Grantai is an apartment located in Macau , China. To get there you either walk up a hill , approximately 15 minutes, or take the shuttle bus.

-Hey, where are you going tonight?
- Hey, Im going to One Grantai

by WariduWarida January 16, 2019