Granholm

An empty building, office, storefront, or research park in Michigan usually with a "for lease" or "for sale" sign in front.

I counted six Granholms on Main Street in Ann Arbor on the way to work today.

I saw five Granholms in a row on 96.

by Joe Iron November 24, 2007

grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

by ish-daddy April 9, 2008

Grinch Job

The sensual act of recieving a handjob with a grinch glove. Typically popular around the holiday season. The act is generally followed by a meal of roast beast.

I stole christmas AND got a grinch job!

by Scrogchurch December 6, 2010

gronch

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

by keystoned April 15, 2009

grinch laugh

A loud cackle resembling a motorcycle starting or the grinch laughing at the mayor seen in videos online.

Dang, she’s got such a grinch laugh I try not to tell jokes.

by Sirsnazzee22 June 29, 2018

Grinch

The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

FEEL FREE TO SEND ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS YOU HAVE ABOUT ANYTHING GRINCHLY OR HATING CHIRTSMAS RELATED AT: [e-mail]

- Grinch Harper

"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

by grinchlover December 3, 2018

grinchfinger

An extremely long and particularly impressive bud of marijuana, referencing the green fuzzy quality of Dr. Suess' "The Grinch".

"When it was time to load the bong, he broke out that grinchfinger."

"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."

"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."

by Tim Coxmann, Halston Brownface January 9, 2008