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Grammar Bomb

Intentionally botching the grammar of a sentence. Also the misuse or pronunciation of a word within a crowd of literary proficient individuals.

The act of dropping a grammar bomb is most effective at parties where most guests are highly educated, or pride themselves in having an intimidating vocabulary. There is a careful balance in placing a grammar bomb as to gauge the reaction of other people. Too subtle, and nobody might even notice. Too strong, somebody might correct you. (still kinda fun) The optimal priming for a grammar bomb is when everybody heard the language atrocity, but feels compelled to behave politely and endure the awkward moment without correction.
“Hey, I dropped a grammar bomb in front of that English professor who knows I have a Master’s Degree. I think it broke his brain.”
by TheKwijibo August 15, 2010
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Your Grammar Sucks

A popular youtube series created by Jack Douglass (youtube name jacksfilms), in which Jack reads out badly spelled or written youtube comments, in a quest to "clean up youtube one comment at a time". Often abbreviated to YGS.
Youtube comment: MY AM TEH LICKING OF THESE VIDEOE BICHES!!1?
Guy reading comment: My God, wait till Jack sees this. If this doesn't get onto Your Grammar Sucks, I don't know what will.
by kingofthebiches February 23, 2012
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Grammarly

That annoying ad that comes up every other video on Youtube. It is very strange people are paying for this because you can do the same things on Microsoft Word and Google drive. Has been proven to increase ones need for bleach or tide pods down the throat.
retard: oi man who made this stupid grammarly trash?
douche: Clorox
by Dailymotion.inc September 20, 2018
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Delusion of grammar

A diagnosis for when someone uses the wrong word or phrase when speaking but casually continues on as they don't even know they've used it incorrectly or that they've just made a new contribution to the English language. This is usually followed up with the opposite party involved questioning the word/sentence (silently at first to actually appreciate what just took place), but then typically followed up with public ridicule. This is much funnier when its someone in the spotlight. Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are notables who have suffered from this condition.
Sarah Palin on Fox News: "...the President and his wife - you know the First Lady - spoke at NAACP so recently, they have power in their words... They could 'refudiate' what it is this group is saying."
Pundit (silently): "WTF?"
Pundit (silently): "I don't think thats a word, but I better go look that shit up. If I even try to 'refudiate' that without the proper proof, Im going to be the one who gets 'Lynchburged'"
Pundit: "Oh yes, I see your point and totally agree with you (under breath: 'for now...you grammatically delusional bastard')"

George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on ...(pauses)... shame on you. Fool me ...(pauses)... You can't get fooled again."
Listener #1: "Doesn't he mean the old proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.' ?"
Listener #2: "Yeah probably, but me must be suffering from a delusion of grammar again."
by Joeybats August 16, 2010
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The Grammar Nazi

A person (usually on a forum/newsgroup/chat room) who makes a habit of constantly correcting others' grammatical mistakes, often to the point of annoyance.
Lay off, already! The last thing we need is another fucking grammar nazi!
by Detonate January 6, 2004
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Grammar Nazi

Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Usually found hanging around Irc chatrooms hounding "n00bs".
Well at least you can spell dyslexic correctly.
by Sorrow June 12, 2003
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Grammar gangbang

When one person makes a grammar/spelling error and more than 3 people correct him/her simultaneously.
"I mean, relevant to that, it wasn't that bad"- Victim

"RELATIVE!"-Grammar Gangbang
by Jimbob Huckaroo June 11, 2010
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