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Grandson

A dope band that is underated as fuck
Guy 1: ever heard of grandson?
Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Dude you should check em out their music is like really good
by Afuckingnerd December 8, 2019
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lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)
Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.
by cittycatroina December 4, 2013
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Nose to the Grindstone

Apply yourself conscientiously to your work or to work extremely hard
“Emily takes her bar exam next month, so she really has her nose to the grindstone.”

I've only got six weeks before my exams start so I'm trying to keep my nose to the grindstone.
by prettyreign January 6, 2011
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grindset

School starts pretty soon, so I need to get back into the grindset.
by Skatershoes August 6, 2019
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Graindivider

A Graindivider is some1 who divides the grain
Farmer1: OMG WTH I NEED THAT CORN!!
Farmer2: WTF? THAT IS MY CORN!!!!!
Graindivider: STFU LUL U SHARE KKTY?
by Flower1337 October 24, 2008
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grindstone

Object of toil. The burden each man carries when he is taking care of his business.
I keep my head to the grindstone during the day to pay for my lady's shoes and the kids' piano lessons.

But at night I leave that grindstone alone, let the kids practice their lessons in their rooms and let my lady, booty to the bed, lift her heels to show me the fruits of my labor.
by waldojones August 12, 2009
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grindsman

jamaican slang for one who displays great prowess in bed.
Girl "Winston and I spent the last night together.He is a real grindsman"
by Matthew D Moon August 8, 2006
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