Bruh, did you hear what that goomer did in class? He stuck his whole fist in the teachers nethers ? Ok "goomer"!
by Bruhgoomer February 25, 2020
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Get the Goomer mug.A goomer is a person who mainly dislikes gaming and the reason is because of us - or most of us zoomers. They usually dislike technology and most likely to use Facebook and believe what is said on there much like a boomer If he/she has a child, they will often get into arguments with the child about his/her iPad if he/she has one. This will often break relationships with the child and mother/father (goomer) and often have problems. They will always say technology is bad yet they always use Facebook and still at the same time hate on technology and say 'That's why people are so lazy nowadays' without the knowledge that - yes - we are, and it could actually save us from dying since of heat strokes form working outside or many other things like getting crushed by an object and we still maintain some physical activity. They may have a chance of also being a side-karen or Dade (male karen)
Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.
Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.
"Man, is he really hating us epic gamers? What a fuckin' goomer!"
"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)
"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)
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-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
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