Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

Gouch

Gouch Goo - t ch; A mythical creature that must be respected. Often regarded as "The working-mans Unicorn" or "That piece of skin between your ball-sack and your anus"

"John said he seen his Gouch last night, but i just KNOW he's lying...everybody knows that theres no such thing as Gouch... -_-"

by gouch man aka lou May 27, 2008

gouch

Is the initial(wiped out)stage you experience immediately after administering a heroine injection.

He was totally gouched

by Relain September 28, 2005

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gouch

The area between the genatalia and rectum

had a sweaty gouch

by BarniGubb September 4, 2010

gouche

The part of skin between a persons genitals and their anus.

Dude... you just kicked my gouche!

by sinistercow April 12, 2008