Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

gotabaya

A walking dickhead with no bitches and f*cked with an entire country. He belongs to a family of degenerates and his ass is being whopped by 6.9 million people

Idiot: I am voting for gotabaya
Me: DONT VOTE FOR THAT ASSHOLE

by Imagine shiny huntin a xerneas April 30, 2022

I got a glock in my rari

A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.

P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.

by weeeeeeeeeewww October 9, 2022

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

by danielkhan December 27, 2018

have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

by buy me free games November 2, 2018

Gotase

An enzyme first discovered in the colonic cells of Kirk Johnson, Gotase is a powerful meat tenderizer and is heavily controlled by the FDA.

Gotase made my meat soft.

by Zorque October 16, 2008

walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009