Goonzman is a tall, blond man with a drinking problem. They will often be found playing vidja games, while hittin a fatty lip and drinkin some form of alcohol.
Bean: Yo goonzman pass me that tin and slide me some booze. I'll grab the stick and we can play halo until we cant function any longer.
Goonzman: That is the best idea you have had all day Bean...all day
Goonzman: That is the best idea you have had all day Bean...all day
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Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.
Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.
Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.
Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.
Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
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2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.
3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.
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2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.
3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.
origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.
Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"
Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.
Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"
Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
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