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Goonicide

When you goon in public and get caught, thus going viral leaving you no other option than to commit suicide
Did you hear about that guy gooning in the car? He committed goonicide after he got outed on Twitter.
by LaQuagi January 21, 2025
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When you’re gooning gets outed and you have no other choice except committing suicide.
Did you see that guy in the car from twitter ? He committed goonicide only 1 day later.
by LaQuagi January 21, 2025
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Goonacide is about noutica Malon who passed away from sucide after he was jerking it in front of a coffee shop with bikni girls
hey have you heard about goonicide no its about this guy who jerked it infront of the bikni coffee shop
by Uh idk know what to name this February 5, 2025
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Goonicide

The word that relates to an event that occurred early 2025.

A man, Nautica Malone, had been seen driving through Bikini Beans Coffee, a popular coffee dispensary much like Starbucks, with his pants down and his privates out.

The women in the drive through were recording his actions, and while they were not defendable, many have dubbed Nautica the "goonlord" as he soon after commited suicide because he didn't want to be seen as a gooner or lowlife by his wife and two children.

The term "Goonicide" comes from the fact that a suicide took place over an event that related to gooning.

Many have protested against Bikini Beans Coffee for being responsible for the death of Nautica. This could have been by driving through the drivethrough pantless themselves, or attending the "gooneral" that took place soon after Nautica's death.

If you'd like, there are many people who have talked on this situation on YouTube, (Papa Meat, penguinz0, Pyrocinical, etc:...) Or, there's an article on Complex.com written by Joe Price that can be viewed by searching Google for, "Nautica Malone Goonicide Complex Article)
Protester 1: Are you attending the gooneral for Nautica's untimely death?
Protester 2: Yeah, of course! You know I won't miss the goonicide funeral. I can't dishonor Nautica's courage
by mfomari February 10, 2025
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Goonicide refers to the act of committing suicide after being caught gooning.
He just committed goonicide
by NauticaMalone February 11, 2025
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When your caught with dick out while spanking in a drive through and forced to kill yourself.
Did you see that guy who goonicided on TikTok
by Spankbanker February 18, 2025
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A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.
Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit
by brihttp February 25, 2025
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