gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

Goonade

The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.

"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025

goonermaxer

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.

Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer

by Eespruh February 20, 2025

Goonerize

(Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.

"Dude, Character just got goonerized."

by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

goonerality

A measure or spectrum describing the extent to which a person exhibits characteristics associated with being a gooner, indicating varying degrees of engagement or behavior rather than a fixed state.

His goonerality has definitely increased since he started scrolling on reels rather than tiktok.

by kamooli April 3, 2026