by shmoozle July 25, 2008
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Dude 1: Hey man i'm trying to check my gmail and it won't load
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!
by veedawg May 14, 2009
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Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.
It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.
The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.
The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)
> Where was Barack Obama born?
Googlemallet!!
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(verb)
The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
> Where was Barack Obama born?
Googlemallet!!
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(verb)
The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
by halffast March 20, 2008
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Get the googlegirl mug."Man, that crazy chick in Accounts keeps sending me messages as soon as I log on."
"Dude, you've been GoogleStalked."
"Dude, you've been GoogleStalked."
by WalterEgo September 4, 2009
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Get the Googlewalk mug.When you have a sudden thought or idea and go to look it up on Google to discover that you are among 1 million other people who have had the same discovery or idea. Thus, you are not a genius, you are a googlenious.
By the way, as of this writing the word Googlenious does not exist in any google search. I think we know what this means...
By the way, as of this writing the word Googlenious does not exist in any google search. I think we know what this means...
I discovered that Beethovens 7th Symphony, Second Movement is rich and delightful. Profound, in fact. I went to google to check if anyone else was aware of that. Bingo...I was just a "Googlenius"
by Medium-T June 29, 2010
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