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googleguilt 

n. The sense of anxiety, sketch, voyeurism, or general sneakiness that one derives from googling an acquaintance or person-of-interest.

Can also be applied to the strange and guilty feeling one has when deliberately seeking out information on a guilty pleasure (slash fiction, cosplay, a fansite, or Sheryl Crow, for instance). Alternately, it might mean the sneaky feeling one gets when reading the myspace profile or friendster page of an acquaintance, former classmate, or coworker.
"I met this really cool dude in the Laundro-Rama, but I felt so sketch and skeevy when I googled him later. Major googleguilt."
googleguilt by Jenn Frank March 14, 2006

GOOGLEILLITERATE

when someone is too dumb to use google to find what they need.
"where can i find the new patch for windows?"
"CAN SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I CANT FIND IT!"

googleilliterate.
GOOGLEILLITERATE by thedozer March 11, 2007

googlenial 

any one born after 2010
Egor, look!another googlenial crossing the road with both eyes planted on smart screen.and it's a four lane highway...
googlenial by thegoblinsaint June 29, 2019

GOOGLEGRIFTER 

One who cannot resist googling the answers to a quiz… a Google con artist aka a googlegrifter
Don’t ever join a quiz with John, he’s such a googlegrifter, always using his phone for answers
GOOGLEGRIFTER by N0RR15 May 14, 2023

googlebility

the ability to google something, and it be listed by google search engine
Check the googlebility of that car.
googlebility by airplanelady July 13, 2017

Google Girl 

Someone who uses pictures off of google images to represent themselves on the internet
OMG, NO!! She's just another GOOGLE GIRL, I found her image, under emo hair. She's a fake scene girl!
Google Girl by Mark ;o October 15, 2008