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Googlenius 

When you have a sudden thought or idea and go to look it up on Google to discover that you are among 1 million other people who have had the same discovery or idea. Thus, you are not a genius, you are a googlenious.

By the way, as of this writing the word Googlenious does not exist in any google search. I think we know what this means...
I discovered that Beethovens 7th Symphony, Second Movement is rich and delightful. Profound, in fact. I went to google to check if anyone else was aware of that. Bingo...I was just a "Googlenius"
Googlenius by Medium-T June 29, 2010
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googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.
After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!
googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011
1. A specialist in Google search
2. An adherent or advocate of Google
A googleist is Google search addict.
Googleist by timlight January 27, 2010

googlepause

A break of several seconds in an I.M. thread when one of the participants switches to their web browser in search of a pithy expression or additional evidence for some part of their conversation.
Highly skilled web surfers' googlepauses are hardly noticeable.
googlepause by Steve Maller May 30, 2006

Googleism 

A religion based on the vast knowledge of google. A person who celebrates this religion is a googleist.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: So what are you going to do tonight?

Girl2: I'm going to practice googleism by looking up things I don't know on google.
Googleism by Saraness May 2, 2009

Googlenaut

A person with advanced internet search skills, particularly using Google.
Joel is a Googlenaut. He can find anyhing on the internet!
Googlenaut by Professor JKD April 8, 2009

Googlefish 

To translate text using Google. Comes from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" concept of the babelfish.
I googlefished a letter from my overseas pen pal because I don't speak German.
Googlefish by DeskDiva March 29, 2008