Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.
1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"
"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."
2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."
2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."
by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019
Get the Cum Goggles mug.When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.
The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.
The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.
Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!
Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...
Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...
Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...
Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...
by speedgoggles April 19, 2010
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fuckin' dank ass school website most high school prisoners are forced to surrender their social life on the weekends to this wack ass bullshit. this website accentuates every aspect of hell complied into a website
Megan: yo nigga did you submit youre shit to google classroom ?
Stephanie: fuck dat bullshit miss kiesha is a wack ass bicth
Megan: yo shword!
Stephanie: fuck dat bullshit miss kiesha is a wack ass bicth
Megan: yo shword!
by swaggy.steph69 January 14, 2018
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Parrot 2: holy hell
Parrot 3: new response just dropped
Parrot 4: Actual Zombie
Parrot 5: Call the exorcist
Parrot 6:Ignite the chessboard
parrot 7: Pawn storm incoming
Parrot 8: Queen sacrifice, Anyone?
Parrot 9: knightmare fuel
Parrot 10: Pipi busters in action
Parrot 11: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Parrot 12:actual copypasta
Parrot 13: Shove up the bishops
Parrot 14: Mmmfgh~~
Parrot 2: holy hell
Parrot 3: new response just dropped
Parrot 4: Actual Zombie
Parrot 5: Call the exorcist
Parrot 6:Ignite the chessboard
parrot 7: Pawn storm incoming
Parrot 8: Queen sacrifice, Anyone?
Parrot 9: knightmare fuel
Parrot 10: Pipi busters in action
Parrot 11: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Parrot 12:actual copypasta
Parrot 13: Shove up the bishops
Parrot 14: Mmmfgh~~
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James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
by UCFPhi March 12, 2010
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